”So Blondie, how many times have you watched all the seasons of that Tree Hill show with those two delicious brothers?”
❝ —– about three times,
why? thinking of giving
up the super villain act
& taking up teenage dramas?❞

never mind, i take it back. : (
l iL Y u can’t just take that shit back
they’re like pinky promises
i think im supposed to go to the movies tonight but like —— do i really need to see my babe die again on the big screen? im thinking not.
“Hufflepuffs are known to have good friends in Slytherin. Hufflepuffs are some of the few who won’t judge based on negative rumours. This means they’re the most likely to approach Slytherins and help them when in need. This makes amazingly loyal friends between the houses. Mess with a Hufflepuff, and you’ll likely find a Slytherin getting revenge for the more forgiving house.”
HELL YEAH FUCKING RIGHT
it’s true doe
sometimes i just sit here aN D C RY BCOS STUPID NICHOLAS SPARKS NOVEL TURNED MOVIE BULLSHIT LOVE STO RIEs
Caroline Forbes + season 5
“That whole I’m-so-charming-because-I-want-to-distract-you thing. I practically invented that”
crossovers are so important to me b y e
’ ——- you used all of the hot water. ‘
❝ —— i know. and it almost
makes up for the fact that
you thought it was okay to
eat all of my mint chip, hrm?❞

“c’mon, caroline
we can’t just
pretend like it didn’t
happen.”

❝says who? because
believe me, i have every
intention of pretending
nothing happened.❞



