❝Honestly? How many times have I told you
not to eat all the ice cream—?”

❝on the plus side,
i’m almost certain there’s a twinkie
left in your cupboard. you know how
i feel about food that doesn’t expire.❞
❝Honestly? How many times have I told you
not to eat all the ice cream—?”

❝on the plus side,
i’m almost certain there’s a twinkie
left in your cupboard. you know how
i feel about food that doesn’t expire.❞